Wednesday, November 30, 2011

~~ AMAZING TRUCK DRIVERS ( DANGEROUS ROADS ) ~~




~~ Slaughter House Revealed ~~


What Will You Say About It...?

~~ Azizi Expose Imran khan & PTI ~~





Expected Inqalabi Candidates of PTI in upcoming elections :

Sr.#: Name City * Party Remarks Constituency

1 Abdul Rasheed Bhatti Lahore PPPP Ex. MPA Raiwind PP-161 .
2 Arbab Dost Muhammad Khan Pershawar PPPP Cousin of Communication . . Minister Arbab Alamgir Khan (PPPP)
3 Asghar Khan Khalil Peshawar PPPP Brother of Yasin Khan Khalil
4 Barrister Mansoor Sarwar Narowal PMLN Son of MNA Ch. Sarwar Khan, . . . PMLN
5 Brigadiar Rahat Amanullah Bhatti, Mureed K. PPPP Ex-Ticket Holder PP-. . 162
6 Capt. (R) Nisar Akber Khan Faisalabad PPPP Ex MNA NA-82
7 Capt. Javaid Haripur (Cousin of Gohar Ayub)
8 Chaudhry Ishfaq Taj Shakargarh PMLN Ex-MNA
9 Chaudhry Shahid Akram Bhinder Gujranwala PMLQ Former Federal . . Minister for Law & Justice, MNA (2002);
10 Commander (R) A. Qayyum Khan Attock PMLN Ex Ticket Holder
11 Dilawar Shah Roghani Peshawar Husband of Ex Provincial Health Minister, . . . Mrs. Mehr Taj Roghani
12 Dr Mehr Taj Roghani Peshawar Ex. Provincial Health . Minister (from 2002-2008)
13 Faiz Ullah Khan Kamoka Faisalabad PPPP Nazim Faisalabad PP-68 . . . . . 19417
14 Farooq Amjad Meer Lahore PMLN Ex MNA, Lahore Naib Nazim NA-127
15 Hamid Sarwar Lahore PMLN Ex Nazim, General Secretary District Lahore . . . PMLN
16 Hassan Abdal Attock PMLN Ex. President PMLN District Attock
17 Ifthikar Ahmed Soomro Shikarpur PPPP Ex. MPA (85-88) Brother of Elahi B. Soomro ( Ex Federal Minister & Speaker NA) PS-10
18 Iftikhar Hussain Karachi PPPP Contested NA-239 in 2002 Elections . NA-239
19 Major (R) Javed Nasrullah FErozwala Ex Tehsil Nazim
20 Malik Sohail Khan Kamrial Attock PMLN / RUNNER UP 2002 NA-
21 Malik Zaheer Abbas Khokhar Lahore PPPP NA-128
22 Masood Ahmed Bhatti Kasur Yaqoob Sethi Votes in 2008 PP-175 23 Mehmood Jan Khan Peshawar PMLQ Ex Ticket Holder PF-7
24 Mian Muhammad Azhar Lahore PMLQ Ex MNA, Ex.Governor of . . . . Punjab, Ex Mayor Lahore, Ex President PMLQ.
25 Mr. Ashfaq Tarar Gujranwala Nephew of Ex. President, Mr. Rafiq . . . Tarar.
26 Muhammad Mazhar Saeed Nankana Sahib (NA-135, PP-171 District . . . . . . . Nankana Sahib) NA-135
27 Muhammad Shawaiz Khan Attock PMLN Ex. Tehsil Nazim
28 Nadeem Abbas Gujrat PMLN Ex Ticket Holder for Provincial Assembly . . . . (2002) PP-111
29 Naseer Khan Charsadda Ex-MPA, KPK
30 Nawabzada Umar Farooq Hoti Mardan ANP Son of Mr. Nawabzada . . . . Khwaja Muhammad Khan Hoti, MNA ANP
31 Nayyab Hayat Babar Nowshera PPPP Nephew of Ex. Interior Minister, Major . General Naseerullah Babar
32 Noor Muhammad Bhabha Vehari PPPP MNA / Contested PP-238 in 2008,
33 Qurban Ali Khan Nowshera PPPP Ex-MPA (2002), Runner up in 2008 with . . . 7753 Votes (ANP's Pervez Ahmed 9531) PF-16 8691
34 Rai Aziz Ullah Khan Sahiwal PMLQ Ex MNA NA-162
35 Raja Nadir Pervaiz Faisalabad PMLN Ex MNA NA-85
36 Sardar Aqil Umer Lahore PMLQ Ex Ticket Holder (2008) NA- . .
37 Sardar Arif Rasheed Lahore PML Ex MPA, Ticket holder on NA- PMLQ NA-129
38 Sardar Kamil Umer Lahore PMLN Ex Ticket Holder NA-128
39 Sardar Muhammad Ali Attock PMLQ Ex. MPA, PMLQ (2002) . PP-17 41770
40 Sardar Mumtaz Khan Basal Attock PMLN , Ex. Ticket Holder PMLN (2008)
41 Shahbaz Kisana Faisalabad PMLN Ex Ticket Holder and Activist NA-71
42 Shahzada Nisar Ahmad Jilani Chitral PPPP PPP candidate for MPA, . . . District Chitral PF-90
43 Sheikh Mian Abdul Ghaffar Lahore PMLN Ex Chairman Town Committee, . . Raiwind.
44 Shakir Zareen Gul District Mansehra PPPP Nephew of Ex-MNA Zargul . . Khan
45 Syed Ejaz Hussain Bukhari Attock MMA Ex. MPA, PML and secured 24808 against PPPP's 30875 PP-15 .
46 Zafarullah Marwat, Laki Marwat PMLN Ex-MPA PF-47 Zar Gul Khan Mansehra NDF Ex-MPA, NDF PF-58 7
48 Zareen Gul Charsadda NDF Ex-MPA, NDF
49 Mian Mahmood ur Rasheed (Jamat Isalami to PTI then to PML Q then again PTI land mafia in Lahore)
50 Ijaz Ch (Ex Myar Lahore defaulter of billion kicked from JI on corruption),
51 Aijaz Jazi (PML N, PML Q, , jua addas and wine supplier in RWP

Thursday, November 24, 2011

~~ Corruption Family of Pakistan ~~



Corruption Family of Pakistan...

~~ NO SEXTING in Pakistan! ~~


NO SEXTING in Pakistan! ...hilarious... Pakistan bans 'obscene' text messages...
VIDEO (not-work-safe) ...humorist and social commentator "Nisar" reads from Pakistan's banned word list.
In a new ruthless wave of moral policing, Pakistan threatens to ban over 1,700 words, forcing cellular providers to block texts containing the prohibited words. Some of the words, like "hole", "athletes foot", "Jesus Christ", "lotion", "robber", "idiot" and "four twenty" are in common usage and are generally not considered obscene. 


Saturday, November 19, 2011

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

~~ Azizi Poetry - Problems of Students ~~


Poetry of Aziz describing problems of students during examination

~~ Recipe for Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups ~~


The perfect blend of salty and sweet, the combination of chocolate and peanut butter is a match-up for the ages.

~~ First Look at the New Droid RAZR ~~


Cali Lewis takes a look at the new Droid RAZR

~~ Azizi Imran Khan vs Sharif Brothers Siasi Film ~~


Funny Azizi Siasi Film Imran Khan vs Sharif Brothers Sohail Ahmed Hasb e Haal

~~ THE ULTIMATE DRUNK PEOPLE COMPILATION VIDEO EVER!!! ~~


A compilation of funny drunk people hope you enjoy it :D
music by Rob Manuel and Daniele Davoli.


~~ Duck Vs Dog: DUCK WINS!!! ~~


Duck Vs Dog. A fierce fight between a Duck and a Wolfhound in which the duck WINS!!!

~~ Pakistani Awam Needs to Wake Up ~~


We Should Change Our Thoughts Practically, not Orally.




Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Sunday, November 13, 2011

~~ Dastaan-e-Ishaq ~~

Dastaan-e-Ishq (Nachna Painda Hai) [Lyrics + English Translation]
Performed at Coke Studio Episode 2 Harmony




oooooooo...ooo....oooooo
oooooooo......ooo....oooooo
Ranjha Ranjha Kardi Ni Mein, Aapay Ranjha Hui
Ranjha Kaho Saheliyoon.....
Meino Heer Na Aakho Koi

By repeating the mantra of Ranjha, I myself have become Ranjha
Call me Ranjha, no one should call me Heer

Kainde Ne..Kainde Ne Kay Lambviyan Ne Rawaan Ishq Diyaan...
Kainde Loki Kay Lambviyan Ne Rawaan Ishq Diyaan...
Ki Dasawan Ki Baat Sunawan Ishq Diyaan...
Ki Dasawan Ki Baat Sunawan Ishq Diyaan...

They say that the path of love is very long
What should I tell you about love?

Andar Aaao.. Bhira Paao..
Aa..Was Jaao...Saiyaan..
Andar Aaao.. Bhira Paao..
Aa..Was Jaao...Saiyaan..

Come inside (my life/soul) and stay their forever, beloved

Andar To Hi Bahar To Hi
Andar To Hi Bahar To Hi Roob Roob Wich Too..
To Hi Tana To Hi Bana Sub Kuch Mera Too...
Andar To Hi Bahar To Hi Roob Roob Wich Too....
To Hi Tana To Hi Bana Sub Kuch Mera Too...

You are inside me you outside of me
you are every bit of me
Your are my every thing

Kahe Hussain Faqir Namana
Kahe Hussain Faqir Namana...
Mein Nahi Sub Tooo...

Shah Hussain says, I have no existence without you (God).

Ki Dasawan Ki Baat Sunawan Ishq Diyaan...Haae..
Ki Dasawan Ki Baat Sunawan Ishq Diyaan..

What should I tell you about love?

Kanjri bania meri zaat na Ghat-dee, menu nach ke yaar manawan day
log ishq nu mul ginde, menu nach ke yaar manawan day
Kanjri bania meri zaat na Ghat-dee, menu nach ke yaar manawan day
log ishq nu mul ginde, menu nach ke yaar manawan day

My stature does not diminish by being a (harlot/dance girl/wh0re)
I must dance to win my love.
Let me dance to win my love.

Oo Aaja Rab Nahi Rusda.. X 4
Oo Aaja Rab Nahi Rusda Soon Rab Di
Jenu Yaar Manawan Da Chajj Hovey
Oo Waat Makkay di Kyon Pavey....
Oo Waat Makkay di Kyon Pavey
Jeday Yaar Nu Taakaya Hajj Hovey...

I swear to God that His God doesn't get upset with him who knows how to appease him.
Why should one talk of Makkah, when s/he can perform his Hajj by just looking at his/her beloved?

Ki Dasawan Ki Baat Sunawan Ishq Diyaan...Haae..
Ki Dasawan Ki Baat Sunawan Ishq Diyaan..
Andar Aaao.. Bhira Paao..
Andar Aaao...Saiyaan..

Aa....oo...hoo..hoo (Alaaps Continued)

~~ Politicians Fake Degrees ~~


Orya Maqbool exposes politicians fake qualifications in jokes.

~~ Important Message ~~


Keep Sharing Please...


Saturday, November 12, 2011

~~ Amazing Water Show ~~


An amazingly awesome water show in Canal City. I am sure it took them much careful programming to get this perfected, but the final result is very cool. 

~~ Mega Excavator ~~


The Largest Excavators in The World... Waaaoooo

~~ Silent Question ~~


What Will You Say After Watching it? Are You Waiting For Some Bullshit Politician To Come & Save You From Such Situation? No One Will Come and Save You, Unless You Do It With Your Hand & Power.



Ye Dekhny Kay Baad Aap Kya Kahain Gay? Kya Aap Intezar Kar Rahay Hain Kay Koi Syasatdaan Aaeyga Aur Aap Ko In Halaat Se Nikalay Ga? Aap Ko Koi Bhi Nahi Bachaey Ga, Jab Tak Aap Apny Hathon Aur Apni Taqat Istemal Nahi Karain Gay......

Friday, November 11, 2011

~~ Abrar-ul-Haq - Very Funny ~~


Abrar-ul-haq in a show, telling jokes about his university friend "Bhatti".

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

~~ Slicing with Sword ~~


Modern Samurai Isao Machii showing his insane skill with a Samurai sword.
(lol at the Japanese people's reactions)

~~ How to Make Potato Torta ~~


Potato Torta with Mozzarella Recipe. A very filling potato and cheese dish. Excellent served with a fresh seasonal salad. Enjoy our Potato Torta with Mozzarella recipe.

~~ HTC Evo 4G Unboxing ~~


HTC Evo 4G Unboxing from Sprint

~~ Qurban Hua ~~



Thursday, November 3, 2011

~~ The Man who Raped Dead Bodies ~~


I have Nothing To Say About it..
Ohhh, Forgive us Please...





~~ Agar Aisi Police Ho To...? ~~



Agar Aisi Police Ho Gi To Kya Aap Jail Jana Pasand Karain Gay...?
Comment Plz...

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

~~ Landing without Front Wheel ~~



An Iran Air Boeing 727-200, registration EP-IRR performing flight IR-742 from Moscow Sheremetyevo (Russia) to Tehran Imam Khomeini (Iran) with 94 passengers and 19 crew, was on approach to Tehran's Imam Khomeini Airport around 15:20L (11:50Z) when the crew did not receive a down and locked indication for the nose gear and aborted the approach. Following unsuccessful troubleshooting the crew decided to divert to Tehran's Mehrabad Airport where a low approach confirmed the nose gear was not extended. The crew subsequently performed a landing without the nose gear on runway 29L at about 16:00L (12:30Z) and came to a stand still on both main gear and the nose of the aircraft. The aircraft was evacuated, no injuries occurred. The pilot of this flight was captain Hooshang Shahbazi.


~~ Mr Bean Exam Cheat ~~


Mr Bean realises he doesn't know the answers to his exam paper and tries desperately to copy from the man next to him. From the very first Mr Bean programme aired in 1990.

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